What did I do this time?

internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:13:02 -0400

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

phantomregiment: fergusmacleod13: suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winche...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:09:52 -0400

phantomregiment:

fergusmacleod13:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.

ITS BACK!!!

Feels and Escalators

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:50:17 -0400

phantomregiment:

I made a new game called “Feels and Escalators”. You play by telling stories, and you either go down the board with feels, or go up the board when it escalates.

Example: you: I miss my sister. People: where’d she go? You: she’s off st college. Feels, move down.

Other example: you: I miss my sister. People: where’d she go? You: oh, I ate her. Wow, that escalated quickly! Move up the board.

Its the perfect game for Tumblr!!!

david-tennant-is-really-sexy: cigarettesandbundlesofsticks: if...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:40:17 -0400

david-tennant-is-really-sexy:

cigarettesandbundlesofsticks:

if your blog wont fit a transparent tennant you are running the wrong type of blog.

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS UNDER A POST OF SAM SMILING SMUGLY AND IT SAID “IVR BEEN POSSESSED BY SATAN” AND DT WAS JUST SONIC SCREWDRIVERING THE IMAGE AND I JUST

reblogs this 101010101010101010 times

wuzzymolecules: tucker is a Taco Bender pass it on I didn’t know I was a taco bender thanks...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:20:48 -0400

wuzzymolecules:

tucker is a Taco Bender pass it on

I didn’t know I was a taco bender thanks for informing me…

For the next hour I'll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you're anon.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:11 -0400

stewie-just-said-that:

I just found out I'm the first person on my dads side to graduate from High School

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:44:53 -0400

oneandtwotogether: ponywithafez: lady-digby-chicken-caesar: st...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:21 -0400

oneandtwotogether:

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad.

For all of you having bad days

mercuriesrising: This is perfect

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:22 -0400

mercuriesrising:

This is perfect

sherlocks-shenanigans: krwebb: ** CAUTION...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:29 -0400

sherlocks-shenanigans:

krwebb:

** CAUTION **

midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.

Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,

This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.

Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”

*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

.asp>

Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.

Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.

**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**

:( :( :(

Studio Ghibli Films

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:41 -0400

spike-spiegel:

grabsomepopcorn:

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

Castle In The Sky

Howl’s Moving Castle

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Ponyo

Arrietty

Grave of the Fireflies

Pom Poko

The Cat Returns

Whisper of the Heart

Only Yesterday

Tales From Earthsea

there. no one has a reason not to watch these now.

bridgemcgidge: tommo-pan: If you have been on Tumblr on the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:41:14 -0400

bridgemcgidge:

tommo-pan:

If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.

While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.

She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.

Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.

If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.

If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart.

Just be careful with this money business everyone.

reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:24 -0400

wickedclothes: Mermaid Pocket Knife Necklace This mermaid isn’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:23 -0400

wickedclothes:

Mermaid Pocket Knife Necklace

This mermaid isn’t what she appears to be at first look, much like the legends claim.

Sold on Etsy.

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:28 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:59 -0400

2treehill: if i follow u and u follow me we are friend

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:36 -0400

2treehill:

if i follow u

and u follow me

we are friend

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:51 -0400

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:09:05 -0400

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

zapbird: this is important

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:44:38 -0400

zapbird:

this is important